We are listing these as preorder for the 2023 Faire Winter Market as a way to offer retailers a chance to buy these bestsellers and take advantage of the discounts. This allows you to reserve your inventory for when they do arrive. Reminder, you are not charged for preorder items until they ship. We highly recommend placing a preorder as this item sells out quickly. Set of 5 black ink pens. Fuck that! fuck me! fuck you! fuck this! fuck it!

Shipping:

• $7 flat-rate US shipping or FREE on orders over $100!
• Weight based shipping will be charge for orders to Canada and Australia.
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Orland Park, Illinois (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories and other non-clothing items, intimates, leggings, sale/clearance items.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.